Let me preface this by saying I hate elves. Let me also preface this by saying I love elves. I hate elves because so many people have decided that elves are flat-out better than humans, and furthermore (this is what really pisses me off) the human characters in whatever story being told accept this like […] Read more
Cast of characters: Peter as Sh’vass, painted-elf cleric of Whoever’s Listening; Brett as Varrik, half-elf rogue; Nick as Marcus Bighammer, human barbarian/cleric of Lack, the God of Laughing Knives; Spencer as Gibson, human paladin of Jojo McMotherfucker; Jake as Atlas Brulio, dwarven monk; Tami as Arianne, frost-elf druid; Ben as Faust, human wizard; and Sam […] Read more
OR: How To Create An Entire God From Just A Name Spencer had a paladin. We knew that much, at least. We were rolling dice, writing down numbers, making characters, we knew his strength (decent) and intelligence (low) and all that. Then came the big question: “What god should I worship?” The players turned to […] Read more
All right, let’s create some gods. I’ve always liked the phrase “Elemental Evil.” It sounds right. It’s got a nice alliterative ring to it. If I tell you that the Lords of Elemental Evil are awakening, you know exactly what sort of shit is going down (hint: it involves fire and probably tentacles). So I’ll […] Read more
The Barrow Men A short story by Adam Watts The lights of Tahmoor, City of Emeralds, shone like a patch of stars fallen out of the sky. They were bright, these lights, and warm, despite the cool sea air. Each and every one marked a busy path, even at this late hour. Walk a […] Read more
Humans vs. Zombies is described by the guys who run the HvZ club here at RIT as “A modified game of tag.” Which is, I suppose, the absolute simplest way of putting it. Like most simple explanations, though, it completely misrepresents the reality of the game. HvZ is not “tag.” HvZ is survival and hunting, […] Read more
This blog is about whatever I feel like writing at the moment. Since I think a lot about Dungeons & Dragons, that means this is partially a D&D blog. Now, I really, really like random tables. Roll a die, get a result, keep on playing. They’re useful little things. I could probably entertain myself for […] Read more
At some point I’m planning on having an actual gallery page to store my artwork, but for now: ART. I am only just now realizing that most of the drawings I have on my hard drive are related to my D&D world in some way. Looking over this, I feel I ought to draw more […] Read more
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